How To Become a Good Horoscope Writer
After all, most of us get a huge smile on the dial when we read in our stars that fame and fortune or true love is on the horizon. It makes our day that whole lot sweeter. Just the possibility of a better tomorrow is enough for most of us.
So you want to become a horoscope writer, too? And why not? There are not many jobs in the world that can pride themselves on making others feel special everyday right?
1) So just how does one become a good horoscope writer?
One of the best ways of becoming a good horoscope writer is by reading. That means allocating a portion of time each day to read as many horoscopes as possible and taking notes and comparing writing styles.
Take notes on the things that tickle your fancy as well as the things that leave a sour taste in your mouth. By incorporating the best bits and leaving out the worst pieces in your horoscope writing, you are well on your way to becoming a reputable horoscope writer.
Another useful tool in horoscope writing is the language itself. You should always try to sound specific with your wording, yet while actually remaining vague. When reading a horoscope, people tend to say – That sure does sound like me, or That did happen to me, because they are trying to make it fit into their life.
Remember, you are writing for the masses not just to indivduals. Try statements like – An interesting financial transaction is headed your way.
This is better than – Money is headed your way, because some people may not get money but rather lose money or spend money. Use the word financial because it is not money-specific, but could refer to trading of goods. Include the word interesting because – A financial transaction is headed your way-, is too vague and unbelievable as a horoscope.
People have financial transactions of some form every day, but when they read -an interesting financial transaction, they will try to isolate one of their transactions as being interesting.
Most people who read horoscopes try to rationalize them on a subconscious level.
Things that cannot be confirmed work well. Try something like -A potential romantic interest will talk to you, or Today you will interact with someone who likes you.
They will go through their day and encounter many people. Rather than interview each person they interacted with to find out if any of them secretly have a crush on them, they will quietly think about it on their own, asking themselves which one it was that liked them. Do not say – A romantic interest will reveal themselves to you, because that leads to the expectation of something solid, while something vague makes them wonder if that passing smile they got while walking down the street was perhaps something more.
3) Know who your audience is!
Whether it is a horscope for a daily syndicated newspaper or a children internet site, you should always know who it is you are writing to, that way you can trailer your writing to meet their specifice needs.
For instance, if you are targetting the readers of the New York Times, write something like ‘Your co-worker will make your day.’ If you are aiming at a tabloid, try something like ‘The alignment of the stars suggests that someone you know will make your day.’
Of course, if you can read the stars, by all means do so. Simply put, think about who is reading it before you write it.
4) Learning how to read horoscopes
Any horoscope writer worth their salt has a high level of experience reading horoscopes, which is a complex and refined art in itself. At the very core, the horoscope is a map that is represented in two dimensional chart. This chart shows the positions of both the Sun and the Moon, as well as all planets at the precise moment of the birth of a person.
The position of all of the planets are somewhat fix in that moment, and say a great deal about the characteristics of that person.
This is known as the birth chart, and it reflects the presonality of a person, tastes and characteristics. As well as getting to know the birth chart, you need to be able to make ongoing predictions, reading what it likely to take place in a the immediate future of the person. And indeed it is in making these day-to-day predictions that you will use your horoscope writing skills.
To make regular predictions you will need become familiar with each of the twelve signs and the planets. You will need to have a good sense of the movements of the planets, and how their natural cycles will effect each star sign. To do this, you need to research and study, and keep abreast of astronomical developments.
Whether it is for fun, or taken seriously, horoscope reading and writing is a wonderful thing to delve into. A good way to develeop your knowledge is to undertake courses, and read one of the literally thousands of good introductory books on Horoscopes. Then let your creative side that over by developing a unique writing technique!
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OMG you're the same day as me!!!!!!!!!!! k heres the chart \
Your Planets & Houses
Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Placidus Orb:0
Sun Leo 15.04 Ascendant Gemini 20.28
Moon Gemini 16.54 II Cancer 12.46
Mercury Leo 19.39 III Leo 5.00
Venus Cancer 0.19 IV Virgo 0.49
Mars Aries 8.59 V Libra 3.28
Jupiter Gemini 2.33 VI Scorpio 12.34
Saturn Sagittarius 26.21 R VII Sagittarius 20.28
Uranus Sagittarius 27.23 R VIII Capricorn 12.46
Neptune Capricorn 7.53 R IX Aquarius 5.00
Pluto Scorpio 9.52 Midheaven Pisces 0.49
Lilith Virgo 9.27 XI Aries 3.28
Asc node Pisces 14.15 XII Taurus 12.34
The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.
Planets in the houses
Sun in III
Moon in XII
Mercury in III
Venus in Ascendant
Mars in XI
Jupiter in XII
Saturn in VII
Uranus in VII
Neptune in VII
Pluto in V
Lilith in IV
Asc node in Midheaven
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Here is now the interpretative analysis of your birth chart. It goes over the various items in the previous tables and explains what it means for you. The planetary aspects are also explained further on.
If you'd like to get a clearer and easier to understand birth chart, then please use the Merlin Natal Report.
You can also get additional information through this interactive feature:
today's transits (horoscope for today)
astrology previsions (14 days)
compatibility with your partner
Birth Chart
This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of anonymous
The planets in the signs
The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.
Sun in Leo
She is masterful, likes authority, aspires towards an ideal. A little too pretentious and always wanting things. She likes to give advice. She is honest, frank, loyal, open and sincere.
Weaknesses: pride, vanity, arrogance, presumption and disdain of others.
Moon in Gemini
Sharp intellect. She likes literature, adapts to all situations and social groups. Work in contact with the public, literary occupations, travel.
Weaknesses: lack of follow-up of ideas, indecision, goes back on decisions.
Mercury in Leo
Ambitious, sincere, loyal, friendly and full of good cheer. Great sense of organization. Likes children and leisure time.
Weaknesses: likes to play games too much and can go too far, in spite of herself. Likes to play-act and do about-turns, which surprise and upset those concerned. Likes to take risks in jest and for amusement.
Venus in Cancer
She is affectionate, loves family life, the home, the nest, comfort. Fertile imagination, love of children, she is sociable and likes the country, nature. She is romantic, pleasant, at ease in relationships. She always dreams of the "Great Love".
Weaknesses: changing emotions. The subject easily becomes attached to people, she is inconstant, extravagant, whimsical, always in pursuit of the impossible. Not an authoritative parent, avoiding family conflict for the quiet life.
Mars in Aries
She is aggressive, offensive, impulsive, provoking. She is bold and adventurous.
Weaknesses: aggressiveness, boldness that can lead to violence, or to an accident, but certainly leads to problems.
Jupiter in Gemini
Very good education, she is also a good talker. She likes to travel, to write, to increase her knowledge.
Weaknesses: likes to puff herself up with grandiose speeches or fine words. Does not listen to others but likes to be listened to.
Saturn in Sagittarius
She has her own way of thinking about a subject, she has her own ideas about things. She respects society and its rules guide her conduct.
Weaknesses: hard, unforgiving, rigorous, insensitive and sometimes inhuman. A limited and narrow mind.
Uranus in Sagittarius
She is shy, delicate but proud, bold and lively.
Neptune in Capricorn
She is discerning, wise and sensible.
Pluto in Scorpio
Great sexual activity.
Sign and ascendant
Leo ascendant Gemini
The planets in the houses
The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.
Sun in III
She has a good education, a solid grasp of facts. Socially successful, she wants to be known. She has a strong influence on her circle.
Moon in XII
Curious and inquisitorial nature. She likes peace and quiet, being alone.
Mercury in III
Deep studies. Adaptable. She is attracted to the Arts/letters. She knows how to share ideas. Moves around a lot professionally. She can easily keep many irons in the fire at the same time.
Venus in I
Big-hearted. She is generous, altruistic, devoted, warm-hearted, lovable and sweet-tempered. She is drawn towards the Arts, music, song. She likes gatherings, parties. She has big emotional highs. Peaceful life in lov
Watched Woody Allen's 'Melinda & Melinda'. Bit old-school, bit new. Enjoyable. It has rinsed away the sour taste of recent 'Scoop' viewing.
yes and not every one is cynical and unbelieving
Yeah!! sabes q rokiamos hasta lo ultimo esa noche!!!
hey maria why are you so quite in 2010?? we are waiting for out horoscopes…
THANK YOU!!!
it really depends if you have some extraordinary talent than you do not need fortune to hit it big. but if you got a mediocre talent than maybe you need some type of fortune to get your foot in the door. For me fortune is more important than fame.
has todo with the amount of light they need to let in … I think …
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame /
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
no you need teff flour for that sour taste, i found this recipe that is not using teff. i dont know the taste of it but you can try this out
Indian peoples add some yogurt or the buttermilks to some flatbreads for getting the sour flavors, maybe check that
White cheese cheeseitz taste like sour milk >_<
yep, you were right
My fave Fair To Midland Song by far!!!
SO CLOSE I can taste it, and it tastes sweet. a lil bit sour too. just a lil bit
As for the ingredients, lots of vegetable ( onions, carrots, celery 1/2 cup of each), 1/2 a white cabbage, grate the 2 lbs beets for optimum flavour and colour, I used caraway seeds 1tbsp and one head fresh dill.
Afew strips of bacon (3), beef stock or chicken (2qts) is fine, the sweet and sour taste is best achieved with red wine vinegar 1/4 cup, I prefer brown sugar 2tbsp, this should make a good 2-3 quarts.
And no good brosht can be server with out a healty dollop of sour cream, topped with a little of the dill from cooking, this more of a Ukranian style, I used to prepare this in the places I was a chef in, I work for 20 yrs in Canada and Carribean and got good reviews on this soup.